We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... This Land.
Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
"Never tell a girl she is, will be, or ever was large... also, don't say that you want a moment to last forever, because then you will be implying that you wish stop moving forward in time, which implies that you want to travel at the speed of light, which insinuates that you both have infinite mass, and then you will be making a negative reference to her size... just a piece of friendly advice."