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Made by the lovely and wonderful and stupid and supercool lilmallard. Have I ever told you how much I love her? wait... yeah... I have... XD! Haha, well I love her more now. *glomps the custard*

Oh ho ho. What is this? My journal's now... semi-friends only. zomglykyay. This is to prevent the crazy anonymous people from stalking my LYKWHAOZ. As you can clearly see from this post.

My journal is filled with crackalicious things, and caps lock, and fandom. There's also plenty of real life, though most of that has to do with band. I also have a tendency to talk about love interests if I happen to have any at the time. Emoing about happens, but not very often, and I'm generally pretty friendly.

Um. Okay, Rules!
~Type coherently?
~Basic stuff: don't trash my friends, comment once in a while, don't be an ass, don't go around being mean to people because of sexuality/race/religion, add me I'll add you, etc. etc.
~Aaaaaaaand if you add me I'd like to know where you found me.

Like everyone else who has a dreamwidth account, I recently got two invites so if anybody wants to try it out comment and you shall receive :)

ETA: All gone. Squishyorb @ Dreamwidth if you want to add :)

I'm going to cuba with the band for the week.
Byee, don't defriend me and I'll bring back fun pictures :D!
♥

My mum came back from China just in time. If she'd come back today there would have been so much snow. I swear, in some places there's like... at least a foot of snow on the ground. In some places two (because that's where it all piles up for some unknown reason) And IT'S STILL GOING!!! :D :D :D this fills me with all kinds of happy. ( AND SHE BOUGHT ME A SKIRT AND IT'S CUTE AND HOMG. )


I've been making my friends christmas cards. Out of construction paper, pink tissue paper, highlighter, pens, and pencils. They are clearly amazing. It's so great though because it makes me in such a christmasy mood.
Yeah, definitely lacking colouring tools at home >>

ASDJFAHAHAHAHA. We're learning Michael Jackson's Thriller dance in gym class. IT IS SO AMAZING TO WATCH OUR CLASS DO IT HOMG. It's hilarious, and I don't know why but everyone's complimented me on my hip-thrusting. I never knew I was so good at it. Even my gym teacher was like "Wow Ning, GREAT HIP THRUST :D." About now is where Natalia pops up and says "THAT'S BECAUSE NING HAS A LOT OF EXPERIENCE 8DDDD!" I shot her. With my shotgun. She died. A terrible death. Bleeding all over the floor. IT WAS LOVELY.

I like a boy named Colin. AND TODAY MY HAND WAS STUCK UNDER HIS ASS AND I COULDN'T GET IT OUT T_____T. We were on the school bus and I was behind him. So everyone stood up to get off, except the bus started moving and I grabbed onto the top of one of the seats from toppling over. And Colin stepped back and since he's really tall his ass was on my hand AND HE DIDN'T SEEM TO NOTICE. That was the weird part. But I couldn't pull it out ;_; So since my brain wasn't able to function in the morning my solution was just to stare at it and hoped he got off.

Of course. About two minutes passed and nothing happened. Now, this SEEMED like a very long time to me. Seeing as how I'm too much of a dolt to ask him to move (I also did not want to be the only person talking on the bus and saying "PLEASE TAKE YOUR BUM OFF MY HAND :D" of course, later stephen points out I could have tapped him on the shoulder and pointed BUT ALAS~). But my solution was just to say "OW OW OW" repeatedly (because it DID hurt) until he noticed. He did, turned around to see what I was ow-ing about, laughed, and said "My bad."

And that was basically my day. |D

ETA: Did Halloween friending meme thing :) So welcome to all new people and such. Add me on aim/msn if you would liiiike, or just comment? XD
aim: not orbitect
msn: ning.tan@hotmail.com

Testimonials
Leave a testimony about me, like a comment saying something good about me, Or what you like about me. Just basically a nice comment (sarcasm is accepted too XD). I'm going to put them in my userinfo. Leave one, and one only.

( THESE ARE ALL SO FULL OF LIES AND LOVE )